“You say no to ratchet pussy, Juicy J can’t.”
Fade in.
Super zoomed-in shot. It’s El Hijo Del Phonk’s mask, but it looks… weird. The proportions are off.
DING
A voice booms from above.
“Chat I have no talent and don’t belong anywhere near a wrestling ring. King Homewrecker is going to rearrange my face just like he did my mother’s guts last night! DING
Wait… that doesn’t sound right.
“I want Homewrecker to Phonk me! DING”
Oh my god, it’s not El Hijo Del Phonk! It’s actually the bulbous head of King Homewrecker’s giant penis and it’s wearing a moderately sized mask of El Hijo. Honestly, that’s probably a kid’s mask wiped from the merch booth.
The sun rises over the balcony of King Homewrecker’s badass villa. Empty bottles and fruit and He’s standing butt ass naked with a cadre of big titty bitches on the balcony – eyes red from partying and delivering multiple orgasms all night to his flock of bitches. He is oiled up and the ripples of his muscles glean in the rising sunlight.
“Phonk, you are nothing but a tiny little baby. Another white knight trying to “defend the honor”, except you’re cucking for the whole island instead of just another whore. Weirdly horny? Do I create feelings you’re uncomfortable with, amigo? I am very flattered. If you are a good boy tonight, maybe I will leave you my unwashed trunks after I slap you around. I appreciate your confidence, but tonight I will use No Vaesline on you.”
A naked woman brings KHW a glass of orange juice, freshly squeezed between her humongous breasts. He takes a sip.
“Ahh. On the other hand, Pirata Alterrador, you had potential. With your size and charisma, you could’ve been great at many things. Maybe even an ok wrestler. Unfortunately for all of us stuck with you here on the island, the best of Pirata Alterrador ran down his mother’s leg. For you, tonight will be Pleasure and Pain.”
Pregnant pause.
“Mutano, you seem like a pretty cold dude and I like that about you. It is a travesty that the eggheads running MASQ have decided to pit us against one another, but that does not mean that we can’t become friends. Being friends takes trust. After the match tonight, I will bring you back to the villa and you can take your pick of these bitches to get some cutty. With your money and my gigantic penis, we could rule this place with no problem and cuckold all of these pendejas.”
KHW looks deeply into the camera.
“And to you, mi Reina del Leóna. Well played last week. You played a great joke and it’s just so us, this game of cat and mouse. It’s ok, Reina. I know you are shy. I will not give up my pursuit for your heart and your maidenhead. You know none of these eunichs will pleasure you like I can. I will be seeing you soon, mi amor.”
Fade out.