The faint smell of roses, lubricant, and sex lingers in the air of King Homewrecker’s lair inside his awesome house. All around him are beautiful naked ass women with big ol’ titties and giant butts. They are all in awe of his pure sexual energy as he stands in the center of the room ass naked flexing. Do any of them care that he lost to some hairy ballsack? No, they don’t – because he is an amazing lover and way better than Dorkillo or whatever his stupid name was.
King Homewrecker: So the hacks at MASQ have booked me against another crayon eater.
Big Tittied Spanish Lady: Mmm, that’s right Papi.
King Homewrecker: El Masko. Another crab on the pubic hair of lucha libre. A eunoco cobarde who speaks in the third person. I tried to listen to your message, but it was just so sad. Blah, blah, blah – El Masko is an idiot – blah, blah, blah – El Masko is a cuckold.
A woman sits, ass naked of course, in the corner with an easel. She’s painting a portrait of King Homewrecker naked aside from his mask and tiny loincloth. He is riding a giant, majestic ass lion with Le Leona Del Sol, who is also ass naked.
King Homewrecker: You sound like a cornudo, El Masko. A small, pathetic little peacock trying to flex his feathers because he feels emasculated. Does it make you feel emasculated that Le Leona wants a real man like King Homewrecker and not a eunoco like you?
He turns quickly and his manhood dangles freely in sight of the camera.
King Homewrecker: Yes, El Masko, you were close to winning the Mettle championship. Much closer than any woman you’ve known carnally has been to an orgasm. Savor that, because you won’t walk away from Unmasked feeling close. I’m going to beat you like you owe me money, you calzonazos. And after breaking you open, I will steal away with La Leona and break her open, too.
All of the women laugh, clearly impressed with King Homewrecker’s sense of humor/
King Homewrecker: I joke, I joke. I will make sweet, sweet love to her. So, old man, stop worrying about La Leona and the kids at home. You have yourself to worry about. Come Unmasked you will be stepping into the ring with a man ten times your size in every way. I am bigger, I am stronger, I am faster, and I speak in first person.
A hot ass Norwegian comes over and pours a fresh lathering of baby oil over KH’s bountiful muscles as he does the “have you seen my beach ball, it’s this big” flex routine.
King Homewrecker: El Masko, you should know I took a note from that failed abortion I faced on Christmas Day. I’ll be bringing a big hammer of my own to Unmasked. Be careful I don’t bring it down upon your head. See you soon, El Masko.
Fade to black