MASQ executives held a press conference at Arena 81 earlier today. Quizzed about The Mistery by those in attendance, they stated the league is working closely with authorities in their investigation, before explaining that the incident had gifted them a clean slate – tabula rasa.
Presented with the unique opportunity to reboot MASQ, they vowed not to stray from the principles established by its founders, The Sextet.
To that end, they welcomed newly-appointed Matchmaker, Uncle Slam, onto the stage. Having interviewed countless candidates, they unanimously agreed that the star-spangled patriot was the most qualified in running day-to-day operations.
Uncle Slam played to the crowd before giving a heartfelt speech which paid respect to the past whilst stating his vision for the future.
With young, hungry Masqots already filling his inbox, Slam promised that MASQ would return bigger & better than ever before!