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  • I Won’t Do What You Tell Me!

    The Silver Skull stands on a small balcony, wearing a three-piece ashen suit, expensive cigar in hand (which is unlit, and has clearly not been used at all), peering over the rail to a gorgeous sunset; yellows, pinks, and oranges over the vast sea surrounding the island.

    Skull turns to the side, looks at the camera, quickly loos back out at the sunset, and lets out an exasperated sigh.

    The Silver Skull:”Wow… sunsets are beautiful, very pretty. Something so big and mighty, falling. um.. falling to the wayside, below the sea.”

    Skull stands up straight, looking at the camera, full-gripping the cigar with his fist.

    The Silver Skull:”Kind of like what’s gonna happen to all the so-called ‘Masqots'(Said with air quotes), who will ALSO fall to the wayside. The biggest they are, the harder they’ll fall.”

    Skull grabs his silver baton a glass table next to him, leaving the cigar on the table.

    The Silver Skull: Because me and Vegas (referring to the baton) are coming, and were coming hard. It doesn’t matter when, it doesn’t matter where!”

    Skull taps the baton on the table and the glass shatters loudly, Skull flinches and lets out a little yelp, dropping the baton.

    Skull stands scared for a second, shakes his head and picks up the baton and cigar. He thinks for a second, than walks into the room connected to the balcony. The camera follows, and reveals Skull’s fabulous room, with a queen sized bed, fancily patterned walls luxuriously decorated with abstract, pointless art that definitely cost too much money, topped with a, of course, silver statue of The Silver Skull in the dead center of the room. Skull places the baton into a carved out opening in the hand of the statue, completing its look. Skull pulls off his suit jacket, and tosses it t the side, revealing his suit vest is sleeveless.

    The Silver Skull: “Look at this room! The room of a champion, a top champion! This, me, is the body of a champion! So, you’re all on notice, now! All of you goody-two-shoes Knights, like that washed up Pirata Aterrador, I’ll get’cha! Him, or whoever wants a shot, come get one, but be warned, it’s not a good idea. cus’ you’ll get your ass beat, and you’ll get your first taste in the SUPER SMASH MATCH! And remember, I. TAKE. NO. PRISONERS!”

    Skull flexes and looks off to the side. The shot holds for a second, then you hear a quiet:

    The Silver Skull: “Did you cut yet?”